Aardvarks

I have given into pressure and got a blog. Now I can't pretend to people that I'm incredibly busy and that's why I never contact them. They will know I have a very dull life and manage to do very little with my time on average....

Well everyone should have a joke. Those who unfortunately know me well probably know this is mine.

What do you call an Aardvark that's been beaten up?
A not so aardvark...


And for a little variety as I know that one's getting a bit tired.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Aardvark...
Aardvark who?
Aardvark walk a million miles for one of your smiles!

Anyone else know any Aardvark jokes?