Dream visions

I find that objects and people in my dreams are very hazy. Only things that are close up are ever in focus. It occurred to me the other day that this may be because I'm so mega short sighted in real life. When I get whipped away into a parallel world at night, I've usually taken my contacts out, or my glasses off.

So the question is do people who have good vision see things in focus when they are dreaming?

Aardvarks

I have given into pressure and got a blog. Now I can't pretend to people that I'm incredibly busy and that's why I never contact them. They will know I have a very dull life and manage to do very little with my time on average....

Well everyone should have a joke. Those who unfortunately know me well probably know this is mine.

What do you call an Aardvark that's been beaten up?
A not so aardvark...


And for a little variety as I know that one's getting a bit tired.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Aardvark...
Aardvark who?
Aardvark walk a million miles for one of your smiles!

Anyone else know any Aardvark jokes?