Teaspoons

We do important work here... The teaspoon saga has been going for some time. Email from department secretary...

"Here we go again:

May I remind everyone who uses the tea room that it is YOUR responsibility to wash up your own mug. You do NOT leave it lying around for someone else to wash up. If you have a guest, then you're responsible for washing up his/her mug as well. I know this will come as an alien concept to some of you, but you could also consider putting any plate, bowl, you use away in the cupboard.

And whilst I'm on the subject, please bring back the tea spoons!!! NOW!

That's it."

Signed Dept Sec. (Identity hidden for security purposes...my security)